Men are hard to please!

The PROBLEM with GUY : 

If u TREAT him nicely, he says you are in love with him;


If u DON'T, he says you are PROUD.

If u DRESS nicely, he say you are trying to LUCE him;

If u DON'T, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If u are ARGUING with him, he says you are STUBBORN;


If u keep QUIENT, he says you are NO BRAINED.


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;


If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.


If u don't LOVE him, he tries to possess you;


If u LOVE him, he will leave you.


If u don't make love with him, he says u don't LOVE him;


If u do !! He says you are CHEAP.


If u tell him your problem, he says you are TROUBLESOME;


If u don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.


If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;


If he SCOLD u, it is because he CARES for you.


If u BREAK your PROMISE, you CANNOT be TRUSTED;


If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.


If u SMOKE, you are BAD GIRL;


If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.


If u do WELL in the exam, he says it's LUCK;


If he does WELL, it's BRAIN.


If u HURT him, you are CRUEL;


If he HURTS u, you are too SENSITIVE.


SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!